I have been unable to post anything this week due to
a busy work schedule, which included sorting out my
financial affairs in order to send a large chunk of
my money to the Government by the end of the month to
pay for abortions, wars (well, bombs and bullets, not
sufficient protection for soldiers), sex-change operations,
condoms and abortion pills for schoolchildren, faceless
anti-British bureaucrats in Brussels, the promotion
of homosexuality, bailing out the banks, politicians'
salaries and expenses and tasers as early birthday presents
for the police.
Why am I complaining? If they let me keep the money,
I would only waste it.
Fortunately, Leg-iron has summed up the past few days
of our glorious leaders' rule with this
No wonder the Labour party favours red. It's the colour
of their faces.
Milkybar has managed to enrage
half a continent in less time than it takes to pass
out the white chocolate treats. He really should have
stuck to waving toy guns and grinning with teeth that
have never been tainted with chocolate. The Gorgon has
had to send out Count Mandelson to smooth things over,
but that left the Gorgon running things here.
Which meant that Mrs. Bucket ended up insisting
on TV that there was to be a free vote while the
Gorgon was calling a three line whip. When he found
out he wasn't allowed to whip opposition MPs, he called
off the vote at the last minute. Then moaned that the
opposition wouldn't do as he said. The clue is in the
Hain was caught with his hand in the till and ordered
to apologise. That's British justice these days; the
more important you are, the lower the sentence.
MP Dawn Butler has a lovely little note signed by the
Boss of America, Barack Obama, even
though she can't spell his name. He wrote it on
House of Commons notepaper. Which was nice.
As for all that 'thinking of the children'....
They'd better not believe Labour
is going to get them into University.
The schools are run by Righteous who promote
family and can't see a problem with that. All those
new specialist schools do well because they suck
funds from other schools, so it's no wonder children
to booze and drugs.
Labour: Tough on education, tough on the causes of
education. What was that other slogan the Tiny Blur
was so fond of? Oh yes, it was 'Crime, crime , crime'.
Knife crime is at an all-time low, if you look at the
charts upside-down as the Ripper has been doing all
along. A month ago she said 'Whoops,
someone's leaked figures showing knife crime is down'.
kids wear stab vests to school because knife crime
is, in fact, up by 18 per cent. Better check you have
those charts the right way up before leaking them accidentally
in future, Ripper.
In Scotland, the
SNP justice minister has been called on to resign because
he missed a summit on knife crime. In Westmonster,
the Home Economics Secretary will be allowed to mumble
an apology and carry on with no regard to real life,
as usual. (He won't resign. He's a politician. They
have no honour and no shame.)
The UK's new growth industry, burglary, is showing
above-inflation increases in productivity. The Ripper
blames it on
the government's idiotic policies the
police being hamstrung by quotas and political correctness
and idiot bosses someone
else. Fraud and forgery is doing so well it'll soon
be listed on the Stock Exchange. It's certainly more
profitable than the banks.
So what is all this? A late summary of 2008? No, it's
a selection of a few of the news stories over the last
couple of days. Not even a week's worth, and there are
far too many to put into a single post as it is.
Anyone presiding over a company that had two or more
humiliating reports in the press in the same month would
be forced out of office at once. The Brown Gorgon presides
over a government that has dozens of humiliating reports
every day. He and his drones insist all is well and
if there is anything wrong, it's because there are still
members of the public who haven't been arrested yet.
Gorgon, here's a suggestion, a line of wasted type
because you've never listened to anyone and never will.
Here it is anyway.
Try looking with the good eye for a while.
Well done, Leg-iron.
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